ROBINHOOD CHAIN · PAIRED TO $SEMI

Micron Cat.
Lives in the fab.

Every clean room has one. It walks over the keyboards, sleeps on the warm tool, and somehow the yield goes up. Micron Cat is that cat, in a bunny suit, holding a wafer. Paired to $SEMI, and every trade burns some of it. That is the whole idea.

Buy $MUCAT Chart How to buy

CONTRACT published at launch

PRICE

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paired to $SEMI · — market cap

EVERY TRADE

BURNS $SEMI

1% of every buy and sell buys SEMI and sends it to the dead address

LIQUIDITY NOW

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live pool depth. seeded at 200,000 $SEMI and never withdrawable

SUPPLY

1,000,000,000

no mint, no team unlock, no vesting schedule

WHAT THE TRADING DOES

The cat burns $SEMI.

One percent of every buy and every sell is used to buy $SEMI and send it to the dead address. It never comes back. The pool is MUCAT against SEMI, so people have to buy SEMI to get in — and then the cat burns some of it on the way through. Trading tax is 6% a side, so set your slippage above that.

Buy, then burn

1% of each trade goes to the burn. It buys SEMI off the market and sends it to 0x…dead. Nobody can move it after that.

Fewer SEMI, same backing

SEMI is backed by tokenized Micron locked in its pool. Burning supply does not touch that backing, so what is left is backed by more.

The floor only ratchets up

SEMI's floor never moves down by design. Anything the cat burns pushes in one direction only.

SEMI BURNED BY THE CAT

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live from the dead address · updates every 30 seconds

TREASURY TAKE

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POOL

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Every trade on this pair, in either direction, takes a bite out of SEMI supply. The cat does not care whether you are buying or selling.

READ THIS BEFORE THE FIRST TRADE

The first two minutes cost more.

The pool opens with a tax that starts at 95% and falls to 6% over two minutes. It is not a trick and it is not hidden: it is written into the contract as a fixed schedule that nobody can change afterwards, including us. It exists so that whoever gets in first pays for the privilege instead of getting the whole pool for free. If you buy inside the first two minutes you will get noticeably fewer tokens for your money. If you would rather not, wait until the counter below reads 6%.

TAX RIGHT NOW

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live from the contract · updates every 2 seconds

seconds after the pool opens	tax on a buy or a sell
0 – 5 s	95%
5 s → 35 s	90% falling to 50%
35 s → 60 s	50% falling to 25%
60 s → 120 s	25% falling to 6%
after 120 s, forever	6%

There is no maximum trade size at any point. The schedule prices size instead of forbidding it, and every cent of it goes the same place the normal 6% goes: one sixth buys $SEMI and burns it, the rest to the treasury wallet $SEMI has always used.

TAKES ABOUT A MINUTE

How to buy.

STEP 01

Get $SEMI

Buy SEMI on semivault.xyz or any Robinhood Chain DEX. That is the other side of the pool.

STEP 02

Open the pair

Hit the buy button up top, connect, and swap SEMI for MUCAT. Set slippage around 8-10% to cover the tax and the movement.

STEP 03

That is it

Nothing to stake, nothing to claim, nothing to lock. Whatever you do next, buy or sell, it burns SEMI either way.

Being straight about it: this is a meme token. 6% tax a side — 1% buys and burns SEMI, the rest goes to the same treasury wallet $SEMI has always used — no new wallet, no anon multisig. There is no floor, no buyback and no promise that it goes up. Liquidity starts at 200,000 $SEMI, about $1,150, so one decent-sized sell moves the price a lot. The tax also starts at 95% and takes two minutes to reach 6% — the schedule is above. Buy it because you think the cat is funny, not because you were told a number.

Micron Cat.Lives in the fab.