THE FAB — SEMI WAFER WARS

▨ THE FAB — WAFER_WARS.EXERobinhood Chain · 4663

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SEMI WAFER WARS · stake a chip, the worst chip each epoch busts, survivors eat the debris

Season · Epoch

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Wafers alive

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Next bust in

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Next to blow

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Total staked

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Your MU winnings

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THE WAFERS · 10 tokenized chip stocks

Stake → pick your chip

Wafer: — select on the grid —

You stake the chip token itself. Principal is locked for the season: survive to the last wafer standing and you get it back plus every drop of debris; your wafer busts and it's gone. MU winnings are claimable any time.

Your positions

Wafer	Staked	Pending MU

Claim = take MU winnings, keep staking. Exit = after your wafer busts (MU only) or you win the season (principal + MU).

The field · every staker this season · $—

Wafer	Staker	Staked	USD	% of pod

scanning the chain…

Bust log

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What happens when a wafer busts

💥 dead pod → swap → MU → 20% → SEMI floor 80% → survivors

The busted pod's stock is swapped to MU on-chain (oracle-bounded). 20% is donated one-way into the locked SEMI LP — ratchets the floor for every SEMI holder. 80% is split equally across the surviving wafers, then pro-rata to the stakers inside each — an under-staked survivor pays out biggest. The final bust's debris goes entirely to the floor.

SemiFab — · prices are keeper-posted off the v4 pools, 24/7 · how to play

❔ HOWTO.HLP — playing THE FAB✕

The game in one line 10 wafers, each a real tokenized chip stock. Every epoch the worst performer busts and its pod is fed to the survivors. Last chip standing takes it all.

1 · Pick a wafer Each wafer holds one stock: NVDA, MU, AMD, SKHY, INTC, TSLA, AAPL, META, MSFT, SNDK — real Robinhood-issued tokenized equities trading on-chain. You're betting your chip outperforms the others, epoch after epoch.

2 · Stake it You stake the wafer's own stock token (grab it with ETH/USDG on pools.trade). Click the wafer → enter amount → Stake. Two wallet prompts: Approve, then Stake.
⚠ Principal is locked for the whole season. No early exit — you ride until you win or your wafer blows. Staking also freezes briefly right before a bust is due (no last-second sniping).

3 · The bust Every epoch, on-chain and permissionless: all living wafers' prices are read and the one with the worst return since the last tick dies. It's relative — if every chip pumps, the weakest pump still busts. Exactly one dies per epoch.
The dead pod is swapped to $MU: 20% → the locked SEMI floor (up only, forever), 80% → split equally across surviving wafers, then pro-rata inside each pod. A thin survivor pod pays its stakers the fattest share.

4 · Claim / Exit Winnings accrue in $MU live — hit claim anytime, your stake stays in the fight.
exit settles you out: if your wafer busted, principal is gone but you sweep every $MU it earned before dying. If your wafer won the season, you exit with full principal + all winnings.

5 · Endgame Season ends when one wafer remains. Its stakers ate a slice of every single bust. The final kill's proceeds go entirely to the SEMI floor, so there's no free ride on the last tick. A new season opens automatically.

Prices: the FAB oracle marks every stock off its live v4 pool 24/7 — weekends included, private names included. Busts, swaps and splits are all one on-chain transaction anyone can trigger. No admin keys in the game path.